i shall hereby refer to you as:
what email address can i reach you at??
tell me a bit (or a lot) about yourself!!!!
anything specific you want me to talk about??
your fav gum flavour is:
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email may be unreadable and riddled with grammatical errors.
send into the abyss (jk, i'll get back to you asap!!)